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Ever go on a diet? The diets I see all remind me of infomercials:
namely, they all promise immediate results with no effort. Some
are flat-out stupid. ("Take a pill and lose unwanted pounds
while you sleep!") Others seem more reasonable.
Take the Atkins diet, which I've actually tried. You read the book,
and good old Doc Atkins keeps repeating how you're going to be able
to eat until you puke and still lose weight. And not just eat, either.
You're going to be able to eat the stuff you love. Lobster, butter,
steaks, eggs, cream, cheese, yada yada yada. Of course, there is
one "tiny" catch. You can't eat bread, potatoes, fruit
or anything with sugar in it. But who cares? As you're reading this
book, you actually convince yourself that this is a diet that you
can live with. In fact, it's going to be a riot! Who needs bread
when I can eat steak every night? Who needs ice cream when I can
eat a burger at midnight if I want? And the book is filled with
quotes from people who have lost a million pounds while eating up
a storm. So you get all fired up to lose some serious weight while
stuffing your face with fat. But then comes the time when the book
ends and the actual diet begins. About two weeks later you're ready
to murder a bird for the breadcrumb in its beak. You're so sick
of burgers and eggs that passing a farm is enough to make you retch
and passing a bakery makes your mouth water like Pavlov's dog.
Bottom line? While it may work, it ain't as easy as it sounds,
or more accurately, as the author promised. And what happens is
you ultimately leave it behind. (But isn't that first breadstick
the best you've ever had?)
What you're about to do is kind of like going on a diet, but I'm
not going to be an infomercial and promise you gain without pain.
What I will do is promise that we can minimize the pain. How? By
maintaining your lifestyle and still finding extra money to erase
your debts. When you go on a diet, you might substitute cottage
cheese for meat. An alternative, but one that's hard to live with,
much less enjoy. But when you go on a money diet, you can substitute
a new $1,000 leather chair with a used $100 leather chair. Your
fanny is still on leather, and the substitute is virtually identical
to the original, at least after a few weeks. So, you tell me: would
you really suffer if you sat on used leather instead of new? Would
it really make your life that different? I don't think so. What
you've just done is to free up $900 for debt reduction without negatively
impacting your lifestyle one iota.
Stop reading this and go have a look in your medicine cabinet.
If you happen to have some Excedrin (or any name brand pain reliever)
on hand, you paid more than twice what the identical generic would
have cost.
This is something that gives me a real pain. I've actually interviewed
people in Walgreen's as they were picking up some name-brand aspirin
and asked them why they were paying twice as much when inches away
sat the identical product in generic form. (Notice here that I'm
using the word "identical." Generic buffered aspirin isn't
close to Bayer, or nearly as good as Bayer. It's identical! Read
the label and you'll see for yourself.) The answers ranged from,
"This is what I've always bought" to "Well, if it
costs more, it must be better." If there's a greater testament
to advertising than those statements, I can't imagine what it is.
Judging by our actions, we're apparently so concerned with Tylenol's
bottom line that we're willing to literally donate several dollars
to the cause every time we buy a pain reliever! Do you really think
that your headache will go away faster with a name brand simply
because the TV said so? If so, wake up and smell the (generic) coffee.
Then start reading some labels.
Let's both take a minute and take a glance around our respective
rooms. (If you're not at home right now, imagine that you are.)
Notice all the stuff in the room you're sitting in, and I'll do
the same. Now, let's take one or two of these things and see what
they're really costing us. Ready? I'll start. Right now, I'm sitting
on a leather chair that costs $1,000. My wife bought it for me for
my birthday. I know that's a lot for a chair, but it's really cool,
and besides, I spend a lot of time here. (See how I'm justifying
myself? And I don't even know you!) Anyway, if my chair was bought
with credit, and paid for over time with minimum payments, how much
did it cost? If you've been paying attention, you know that it could
have cost up to $3,000: $1,000 for the chair and $2,000 for the
credit card company. Happily, however, that isn't the case with
my chair. (As you might imagine, we're not heavily into credit around
here.) But it still cost me a lot more than $1,000. Because that
money is no longer around to work for me. If it was, and I had invested
it and earned 10% every year, 20 years from now, I'd have $6,727
instead of a worn-out chair.
My chair is a good example because it cost a nice round number,
and one that you can use to help you do this same exercise in your
home. In other words, if you paid $10 for some item in your room,
multiply that $10 by 6.7, and you'll know how much you would have
had if you had invested that $10 at 10% for 20 years. So, your $10
ashtray costs you $67. And that $3 pack of cigarettes you're filling
it with costs you about $20.
What I'm describing here is a term that you might want to become
acquainted with: opportunity cost. It simply describes how money
you spend today costs you in terms of the opportunity to have more
money tomorrow. And that cost isn't just measured in money. It's
measured in something a lot more precious: time. |